Awesome Omeglers: In which dreams were killed.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss:

How do I make my cat let me put boots on him like that one cat in the movie Puss in Boots?

You: Your cat doesn't want to be that cat.

Stranger: why do you want to torture an innocent animal?

Stranger: boots are not healthy for cats

You: Your cat does not have the skeletal structure to walk in boots and wield a sword.

Stranger: right

You: It also isn't an animation.

Stranger: right

Stranger: real cats don't talk english with hispanic accent

Stranger: real cats don't talk at all

You: They make cat noises

Stranger: and real cat's eyes are not covering 85% of their faces

Stranger: right

Stranger: like: meow

You: and purrr

Stranger: right

You: And I think a cat with pupils that big would probably have some sort of head injury.

Stranger: yes

Stranger: or a really strange mutation

You: Yup.

Stranger: conclusion: a cat is a cat and not a ninja with boots!

You: YES!

You: I think some dreams have been crushed.

Stranger: childhood destroyed!

Stranger: high five stranger!

You: high five!

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