You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: So...
Stranger: yeah... xD
You: Omegle is not at all awkward
Stranger: you've got that one right!
You: It also throws the concept of stranger danger right out the window
Stranger: totally
Stranger: do you know the stranger from resident evil 4? xD
You: I do not.
You: But that sounds vaguely creepy.
Stranger: it's from a zombie video game lol
Stranger: the guy says "stranger" and you buy weapons from him
You: Because that is 100% legit
You: And safe
You: Are they good weapons at least?
Stranger: i guess xD
You: Noooiiiiiceeee.
Stranger: i just got in trouble D:
You: oh noes! :O
Stranger: lol
You: did you know instant oatmeal should not have the consistency of silly putty?
Stranger: omg no! i love oatmeal and brown sugar though xD
You: my oatmeal claims to be that flavor.
Stranger: uber
You: :D
Stranger: your name is stranger and I'm you but to you I'm stranger lol
You: Do you ever use the omegle ask a question and watch two strangers battle it out?
Stranger: yeah,i ask funny questions
You: I ask normal questions and get traumatizing answers.
Stranger: like "which band member do you think's the hottest from Queen" lol xD I'm random
You: Freddie Mercury. Obvs.
Stranger: omg <3 i think John Deacon is xD
You: Google imaged him. I would say yes. But my heart belongs to Freddie.
Stranger: Freddie's totally amazing!
You: He is. That stache. And those pants in the fat bottomed girls music video.
Stranger: and everything about him!
You: Yessssssssssssssss
Stranger: he is quite hot lol
You: I wish more musicians today were like him.
Stranger: omg me too! nobody ever will though D:
You: Its impossible in an industry dominated by pop and auto-tuning.
Stranger: you're 100% right
You: Also boy bands are coming back, and I don't know how to feel about that.
Stranger: they all totally suck!in my oppinion anyways
You: I also don't get all the hype about one direction
Stranger: one direction bothers me more then crap!
You: They aren't that good
Stranger: my little sister's 9 and she loves them
You: One looks like ellen degeneres
You: I've 19 year old friends that love them
You: Its creepy
Stranger: hahah lol omg,you're freakin awesome i love what you said one looks like Ellen DeGeneres xD
You: I feel like its an insult to ellen.
Stranger: i love the beatles and I'm starting to like queen
You: The Beatles are good, but I go through phases where I can't listen to them.
Stranger: there's a song called One Vision by Queen and he says "one direction" in it xD
You: First of all, there are four directions (north south east west). Why they have to single out one unspecified one is beyond me.
Stranger: i agree :D
You: Second of all, they have a creepy age demographic.
Stranger: what you mean? lol
You: its like 9 years olds love them, 13 year old loves them, 20 year olds love them. I just find it weird.
You: There are probably moms out there that love them
Stranger: haha lol you're super right! it's pathetic,people are brainwashed from the music today
Stranger: do you know george harrison?
You: Yes
Stranger: theres a song by him called Blood From A Clone, i personally think it totally describes the crappy new music even though George wrote it awhile ago
You: I'll have to check it out. But seriously, anyone today could become a popstar.
You: Like nicki minaj.
You: She haunts me.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
No comments:
Post a Comment