Monday, May 28, 2012

Soap Opera Three: Advice from the master


Question to discuss:
What's the deal with Trojan Bare Skin Condoms?
Stranger 1: no idea
Stranger 1: we don't have Trojan here
Stranger 2: I don't haz sexks
Stranger 1: aww
Stranger 2: :(
Stranger 1: really that bad for you?
Stranger 2: No
Stranger 2: But having no relationships is though
Stranger 1: ikr
Stranger 1: i've been in one for more than 5 years
Stranger 1: it's hard work
Stranger 2: I never had one yet
Stranger 1: how old are you?
Stranger 2: 19
Stranger 2: Hbu?
Stranger 1: 20
Stranger 2: Cool
Stranger 1: but i think most decent guys never had a relationship before college times
Stranger 1: so you'll be alright
Stranger 2: Maybe if you replace decent with ugly :P
Stranger 1: hell no
Stranger 1: looks barely have anything to do with girls
Stranger 1: unless you're fuck ugly
Stranger 1: but mostly it's hair, shoes, status and money
Stranger 1: (possibly car)
Stranger 2: I have no car or money
Stranger 2: But I have muscles
Stranger 1: that, and some confidence will work wonders
Stranger 2: It's hard to be confident when I never kisesd a girl before D:
Stranger 1: don't worry to much about it, there's no point to do that
Stranger 1: at least, no constructive one
Stranger 2: True
Stranger 2: But it's worrying lol
Stranger 1: yeah, much easier said than done
Stranger 1: but there are loads of girls out there too, just like you
Stranger 1: and once you break your green spell, everything will be awesome
Stranger 2: Yeah if lol
Stranger 1: it'll happen sometime
Stranger 1 has disconnected

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