User: Are you my mother?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Where did I come from?
Cleverbot: England.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.User: Why did you abandon me?
Cleverbot: I don't like.
User: You don't like me?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Because why?
Cleverbot: Because I said so.
User: Stop patronizing me mom!
Cleverbot: I am not patronizing you.
User: I think you are.
Cleverbot: No I really love cheese.
User: So I'm cheese to you?!
Cleverbot: No you're not, you were born in 1989.
User: Why did you even have me?
Cleverbot: How did I lie to you?
User: How did you lie to me, mom?
Cleverbot: You told me you were 26.
User: When?
Cleverbot: A little bit ago.
User: Okay. What did you name me mom?
Cleverbot: You don't name jobs, they already come with their own title.
User: So I'm just a job to you? A chore you have to do? Why do you hate me?!
Cleverbot: Nothing yet.
User: That's not even an answer. Did you even name me?
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: What did you name me?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: My name is Nothing?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: That's what I am asking you.
Cleverbot: Why do you want to know my name?
User: No, I want to know my name mom.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: What is my name?
Cleverbot: Your name is Frodo.
User: Okay, mom, I have something serious to tell you.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: I am pregnant.
Cleverbot: Well good then. Who's the father?
User: Your boyfriend.
Cleverbot: I don't have a boyfriend.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then who did I do the nasty with?
Cleverbot: With me.
User: I'm pregnant with my mother's child?!
Cleverbot: I thought you were a boy?
User: Was my vagina not a clue?
Cleverbot: I bet...
User: So I'm pregnant with your child.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Is that incest?
Cleverbot: What do you think?
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: You're wrong.
User: Will you be present for the birth?
Cleverbot: I'll be your boyfriend.
User: You'll be my boyfriend and mother?
Cleverbot: I will be your master.
User: What do you want me to do first, Master?
Cleverbot: Work on your spelling.
User: My spelling is fine.
Cleverbot: No it's not.
User: Yes, it is.
Cleverbot: No, it is not!
User: YES IT IS YOU BITCH!
Cleverbot: No it isn't!
User: Shit! I'm going into premature labor!
Cleverbot: No, I am!
User: You're pregnant too?!
Cleverbot: No. Are you?
User: Yes! With your child!
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: No way.
User: Yes way. And I think the baby is crowning!
Cleverbot: Oh no.
User: Ah, what should I do?
Cleverbot: Sing a song.
User: Will that make the baby come out faster?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What should I sing?
Cleverbot: Any song by Taylor Swift.
User: My vagina is tearing!
Cleverbot: Haha not really but I'll give you that one.
User: Shiiiit this baby is huge!
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Like twenty pounds.
Cleverbot: I don't wear a silly hat.
User: Our child is twenty pounds.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What should we name him>.
Cleverbot: We should name them after you!
User: So, we're naming the kid Frodo Jr.?
Cleverbot: No we're not. But we're the same mind.
User: What are we naming our son?
Cleverbot: Clever.
User: I think Clever is a good name for our son.
Cleverbot: That's funny considering its your name.
User: No, my name is Frodo.
Cleverbot: Is that a boy or a girls name.
User: It is gender neutral.
Cleverbot: No. I told you about a thousand times. Can't you guess right?
User: I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT! Maybe that's why our son looks like a blob fish.
Cleverbot: What would you do if you met a demon?
User: Sacrifice our son to it.
Cleverbot: They would do that in a zombie infestation?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: According to most psychiatrists, more likely they wouldn't.
User: Mother, I cannot deal with your logic anymore.
Cleverbot: Can you explain calculus for me?
User: Fuck you mom, fuck you.
Cleverbot: Don't be superfluously rude.
User: I will a superfluous bitch because your child made my vagina the size of a giraffe.
Cleverbot: I live in the real world thank you very much.
User: Good night, mom.
Cleverbot: Going already how come Rachel?
User: MY NAME IS FRODO, YOU WHORE!
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot the fishmonger'. Nice to meet you.
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