Creepy Omegler: Unphasable me.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: 15 m

You: Cool story bro

Stranger: peepee in vagina

You: Is that your name?

Stranger: yolo

You: Yolo? You only lose once?

You: Like the game?

You: Because you lost it.

You: #Winning

Stranger: no... yolanda obviously likes orgys

You: Really?

Stranger: timber

You: Did a tree just fall on your head?

You: That must of hurt.

Stranger: alot

You: If your pupils are dilated you have a concussion.

Stranger: its mr smoke a lot of pot

Stranger: rectum juice

You: you have the writing abilities of a baboon,

You: and the creativity of a five year old

You: this conversation lacks wit.

Stranger: gracias senor

You: good job, peepee in vagina.

Stranger: throatyogurt

You: Does your license say that?

Stranger: penismilk

You: Wow and you think this will bother me?

You: I am a bio major.

Stranger: 18

You: THERE ARE THINGS YOU WILL NEVER UNSEE.

You: Nope

You: 91

Stranger: wow your so funny

You: I know right? I am a profession comedian or something, flattery from a stranger is a huge ego boost.

Stranger: 7

You: I should have this conversation tattooed to my back

You: it means that much to me.

Stranger: tattoos are for pussies. carve it into u

You: even better i'll have it branded

You: that increases the chances for skin infection

Stranger: shishkabob

You: and pus dripping wounds are hawt

Stranger: i like pus in my bellybutton

You: Do you drain it manually or do you go to a specialist?

Stranger: cutips, im bored, byesexual

You: wow, it is nice to meet you bored.

You: is that a swedish name?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.