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Stranger 2: once upon a time there was a man called hitler
Stranger 2: he had a dog called blondi
Stranger 2: one day when he was having a picnic
Stranger 2: blondi ran away
Stranger 1: and then?
Stranger 2: hitler could not find blondi
Stranger 2: hitler searched high low and far
Stranger 2: and still he could not find her
Stranger 1: omg blondi where did she went?
Stranger 2: he saw two children walking down the road
Stranger 2: excuse me said adolf, have you seen my dog, blondi she's the prettiest dog in the world
Stranger 2: the little girl replied, i'm sorry uncle adolf, i havent seen blondi
Stranger 2: uncle adolf continued on his way a little worried
Stranger 2: soon, he saw some soldiers playing near a barn
Stranger 2: "have your seen my dog, blondi?" uncle adolf asked the soldiers. "she is the prettiest dog in the reich"
Stranger 1: ohh have they seen her?
Stranger 1: i bet they have
Stranger 2: "we are sorry, uncle adolf" the soldiers turned to him, "we havent seen blondi"
Stranger 1: :(
Stranger 2: and tthe soldiers continued to have fun while their friends from the waffen-ss einsatzgruppe played music and sang happily
Stranger 2: uncle adolf kept walking and soon found a house
Stranger 2: he saw a dog that looked like blondi
Stranger 2: he went closer to see but it was not blondi
Stranger 1: :/
Stranger 2: have you seen my dog blondi? uncle adolf asked the mman and woman twho lived there
Stranger 2: "we haven'tt" they replied, "but come inside"
Stranger 1: don't go in!!
Stranger 2: they all had lunch together and uncle adolf was very happy
Stranger 2: my little cousin gunher has seen your dog, uncle adolf said the young man
Stranger 2: "he is in the other room"
Stranger 2: "I have seen your favourite dog, uncle adolf!" young guntther said
Stranger 2: "she went behind the hill before you arrived"
Stranger 2: "why thank you gunther" uncle adolf smiled
Stranger 2: "blondi will be very happy to hear how you helped me!"
Stranger 2: uncle adolf then set outt to go to the other side of the hill
Stranger 2: he met three people on bicycles but they didnt say a word
Stranger 2: they only smiled and went by
Stranger 2: "i wonder what's happening on the other side of the hill", uncle adolf said to himself
Stranger 1: and then?
Stranger 2: so, uncle adolf continued his journey and saw a big house on the other side of the hill
Stranger 2: he went in and saw nobody
Stranger 2: "very strange," uncle adolf scratched his head"
Stranger 2: he sat on a chair and took the newspaper
Stranger 2: suddenly, uncle adolf heard noise from outside, he went to the window and looked out from an empty room
Stranger 2: out of nowhere, a big truck had arrived
Stranger 1: with blondie in it?
Stranger 2: some soldiers had just stepped out and then uncle adolf saw the biggest, most tastiest looking cake being carried out of the back of the truck
Stranger 2: "ach" uncle adolf clapped his hands
Stranger 2: "i completely forgot - today is my birthday"
Stranger 2: all of sudden, the house was full of people, young and old friends of uncle adolf came to him and gave him many, many birthday cards
Stranger 2: "happy birthday, uncle adolf" said the people and they all laughed
Stranger 2: "happy birthday, uncle adolf" the soldiers that uncle adolf had seen earlier greeted him
Stranger 2: "ach, this is the best birthday ever!"
Stranger 1: und dann kam blondie, biss ihm ins knie und schrie: take an arrow to the knee is to Mainstream!
Stranger 2: uncle adolf cried in joy, "if only blondi was here"
Stranger 1: but she wasn't?
Stranger 2: then uncle adolf heard a familiar barking
Stranger 2: "blondi!" he turned to see his favourite dog running his way
Stranger 2: "you have come to greet me for my birthday!"
Stranger 2: uncle adolf ate some cake and then played witth blondi for the whole day
Stranger 2: uncle adolf and blondi had a great time
Stranger 1: and then he woke up?
Stranger 2: yes
Stranger 2: and blondi was never found
Stranger 2: adolf became very anxious
Stranger 2: he became depressed and angry
Stranger 2: he made several mistakes and caused an unnecessary war to take out his anger
Stranger 2: he was very sad
Stranger 2: itt wasnt until after the war that adolf found blondi again
Stranger 1: but then blondie died, right?
Stranger 2: blondi was quite old
Stranger 2: she had pups
Stranger 1: pups?
Stranger 2: adolf had committed suicide due to people attacking his house
Stranger 1: whats that? a fart?
Stranger 2: puppies
Stranger 2: blondi and the pups were then shot by a dog handler
Stranger 2: they were going to be tortured by the enemy
Stranger 1: aww D: noo
Stranger 2: the dog handler then shot himself
Stranger 2: eva braun's dogs were also killed prior on the day
Stranger 2: and this was a true story
Stranger 1: wow
Stranger 1: thats sad
Stranger 2: yes
Stranger 1: and terrible
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